What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:29

Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?